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I'm a space goblin.   My aspiration is to be queen of the underworld. That's pretty much it. http://speaks-blasphemy-fluently.tumblr.com/ask

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  1. pitcherplant: “ Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’ ” I’m 1000% “Emasculator”

    pitcherplant:

    Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

    I’m 1000% “Emasculator”

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  2. crypticdatesuggestions:

    Date your local necromancer. When you’re feeling down, they’ll help raise your spirits.

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  3. writing-prompt-s:

    The year is 2052. You awake to find they’ve done it, the millennials have killed all the industries.

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  4. michaeldavanzo: “God bless Kathleen Turner ”

    michaeldavanzo:

    God bless Kathleen Turner

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  5. hatchetmode:

    Molly: I swing both ways

    Molly: [violently swinging his swords around] come get me motherfuckers

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  6. witchyndbitchy:

    “Witch” is and will continue to be a gender neutral term.

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  7. "This is not your loss, this is your offering."

    - Wake, Typhoon
  8. we-are-rogue: “ Practice by Pavel Zolotarev ”

    we-are-rogue:

    Practice by Pavel Zolotarev

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  9. autiegotmoves:

    Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

    Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

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  10. thashasta: “(from my twitter) ”

    thashasta:

    (from my twitter)

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  12. crypticdatesuggestions:

    Pros of having a physical form

    _________________

    I like k̟̲͔͙̇̍̈̃͛̃ͭ̅ͮ͘͜ĭ̴̥̣̩͎̺͠s̨͍̦͍̟͚͇͐̐̑̕s̹̞̫̖͖̓ͥ̏̑ͭ̆i̎ͣ͐̂̾̇ͧ͏̵͍͉̬͎̤ṅ́͊͛͂̄͗̌҉̵͏̖̳͈̣̗̩g̱̰̥͍͎ͦͭͦ̒̇ͩ͆

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  13. ahsadler:

    gender-critical-appspot:

    “Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.

    entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman

    his doctors: no really he’ll die

    rabbis:

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  14. lynmars79: “ strictlyscript: “ oakydokey: “ honeygoblin: ““Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’...

    lynmars79:

    strictlyscript:

    oakydokey:

    honeygoblin:

    Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

    #me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

    Bees are my new therapist

    @wearepaladin

    8 yrs as a beekeeper can confirm I have done this

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  15. caitercates:

    Sometimes I just need to draw self-indulgent things.

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